- British Male Solo Artist – Plan B
- British Female Solo Artist – Laura Marling
- British Breakthrough Act – Tinie Tempah
- British Group – Take That
- British Single – Tinie Tempah, 'Pass Out'
- British Album of the Year – Mumford & Sons, 'Sigh No More'
- International Male Solo Artist – Cee Lo Green
- International Female Solo Artist – Rihanna
- International Breakthrough Act – Justin Bieber
- International Group – Arcade Fire
- International Album - Arcade Fire, 'The Suburbs'
- Critics' Choice – Jessie J
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
BRIT Awards 2011 wins disputed
Dear Bielibers, the fact that Justin Bieber won a BRIT doesn’t prove anything. Take That also won a BRIT this year.
And, Florence and The Machine didn’t win a BRIT. This doesn’t seem right at all.
At least Mumford and Sons and Arcade Fire were given nods. There is hope yet.
But, judge for yourself:
To end with here’s a Justin Bieber joke:
Girl: "Mom, my boyfriend and I are going to my room."
Mom: "Ok honey. But don't do anything stupid.”
Five minutes later the mom hears: "Baby baby baby oohh."
She bursts into her daughter's room and shouts: "What's going on in here?"
"We're having sex mom," the daughter replies.
"Thank God," her mom says. "I thought you were listening to Justin Bieber."
I rest my case.