Tuesday, February 15, 2011

BRIT Awards 2011 wins disputed

Dear Bielibers, the fact that Justin Bieber won a BRIT doesn’t prove anything. Take That also won a BRIT this year.

And, Florence and The Machine didn’t win a BRIT. This doesn’t seem right at all.

At least Mumford and Sons and Arcade Fire were given nods. There is hope yet.

But, judge for yourself:
  • British Male Solo Artist – Plan B
  • British Female Solo Artist – Laura Marling
  • British Breakthrough Act – Tinie Tempah
  • British Group – Take That
  • British Single – Tinie Tempah, 'Pass Out'
  • British Album of the Year – Mumford & Sons, 'Sigh No More'
  • International Male Solo Artist – Cee Lo Green
  • International Female Solo Artist – Rihanna
  • International Breakthrough Act – Justin Bieber
  • International Group – Arcade Fire
  • International Album - Arcade Fire, 'The Suburbs'
  • Critics' Choice – Jessie J
To end with here’s a Justin Bieber joke:

Girl: "Mom, my boyfriend and I are going to my room."
Mom: "Ok honey. But don't do anything stupid.”
Five minutes later the mom hears: "Baby baby baby oohh."
She bursts into her daughter's room and shouts: "What's going on in here?"
"We're having sex mom," the daughter replies.
"Thank God," her mom says. "I thought you were listening to Justin Bieber."

I rest my case.

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